It Was A Dark and Stormy Night

It was raining so hard I was beyond pissed. That damn shower was still leaking. Damn can't this man get anything right? I went down there 2 days ago,and asked very nicely for him to fix this mans shower. Then he decided he wanted to be belligerent. That nice girl shit went out the window immediately. My first question was what the hell is wrong with you? Are you stupid ? Are you not comprehending what I'm asking you??? Well understand this, if you don't get that damn shower fixed immediately you will be getting a visit from my lawyer. I don't cause you any problems usually but right now I've reached the highest level of being pissed off. FIX THE DAMN SHOWER! Well it's two days later and once again I'm sitting here watch water drip from my ceiling on to my fucking carpet. I'm supposed to be getting ready for work, why can't I just have a normal apartment? Oh well I'll deal with this later. I work at the local strip club "Strip Her". I know you're probably thinking omg she's a stripper she's a whore. Let me tell you now that's not the case. I didn't plan to be a stripper, I kind of just fell into this. When I was 14 my step dad shot my mom in the middle of her forehead right in front of me. I watched the bullet go in the front and come out the back. The blood splattered all over my face. Before I could move he turned the gun on himself and blew his brains out. It was brain matter all over the wall and floor. Every since then I've been on my own. I became numb to the world. I still went to school like a normal kid almost. While my friends were going home to their moms and dad's and in some cases just mom or dad. I was going to a shelter all alone. Well I got through high school with a 4.0. I was offered so many scholarships. I just didn't take them. Instead I moved in with my boyfriend and became a secretary at law firm. Well my boyfriend was arested and I was on my own again. I met a girl named Erica Van she took me to a strip club and I was fascinated by all the money the strippers were gettig including her. She told me on a slow night she makes at least $5,000. I immediately quit my job at the firm and became a stripper. I was 19 then 4 years later I'm still stripping, but here's the difference I'm a senior in college majoring in psychology. Maintaining a 3.8 GPA. I have big plans that exceed the strip club. I'm going to be someone outside of Bambi the stripper. Now don't get me wrong stripping is fun for me, and the money makes it 20 times better. It's gotten me through college and I take care of myself, and have all the things in life I could ever ask for.